Wednesday, 19 May 2010

67. Jason Bateman





From 1985 to at least 1992, Jason Bateman was Where It Was At for me, in boy terms. Then I grew up (a bit), he sort of disappeared, and he became but a happy memory. (Which, as we all know, is never true of real lovers, only of imaginary ones.)

Then he reappeared. Was it Starsky & Hutch? Was it Arrested Development? Who knows, and who cares. He was back, and best of all, he was exactly the same. Hurrah! He hadn't got all fat and drug-knarly like some, (RIP Corey). He wasn't suddenly old and there to remind me of my own advanced age (he's only 5 years older than I am). He was still funny, still sunny and lovely and all-round scrummy. So now I have a good reason to watch all sorts of films I wouldn't normally: The Kingdom (excellent performance, funny and then Proper Acting), Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium (can make even an accountant appealing), I could go on. To watch Arrested Development is to immerse oneself in the joy of Bateman (even if I am occasionally distracted by the actual GENIUS of Will Arnett).

He's a runner, too. Did I mention that? And that's his own very sweet little baby in the picture.

It's difficult to explain the exact nature of my feelings for JB - he occupies a unique place in my heart. Why define something pure? Just let it be. I'm glad he's back.

1 comment:

  1. he is cute and more rugegd than he used to be which is appealing ref: robert downey junior. good call! i used to hate justine bateman for being his sister (and pretty natch).

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