Tuesday, 9 April 2013

281. Coca-Cola

New or old, Classic or whatever, Coke is bloody delicious. But!

It must be very cold.

It must come from a can.

You must be hot

or tired

or hungover

or all three.

If you're drinking from a glass it must have ice.

It should have lemon, which helps temper the sweetness.

Do not!

Drink it with a straw.

Drink it warm.

Drink it completely flat. A bit flat is fine.

Swish it round your mouth.

Read the calories.


1 comment:

  1. it is an evil witches brew.

    but i bow to your taste as i have no credibility. i drink diet coke - occasionally caffeine free.

    as a young mechanic, my dad used to de-rust car parts in it. but you can't leave metal in it too long...else it disappears!

    what think you of the re-emergence of vanilla coke...? i remember vitamin coke from walgreens.


    ah walgreeens (reverie...)

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